Q: What is the Buddha? A: A shit-wiping stick. - Ummon

Kyosaku Haiku Korner

Sometimes, when I am
alone by myself, I pee
in a special way.
Sudama Adam Rice

Wow, I can make my own food
Sunlight for dinner.
Mark Weber

Running 'cross the Quad-
A breeze where there should be none.
My zipper is down.
Knox Robinson

Little girls are fun.
They are somewhat exciting
but can scream real loud.
Michael Janssen

Prickly green cactus.
The cactus must be lonely.
They can't kiss at all.
David Jacobs