Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

Introducing the Kyosaku line of merchandise

"Fuck White Supremacy" stickers

Perfect for lunchboxes, shutting up babies, uniforms, slapping on the class nerd's back, and more! Free if you send a haiku & SASE to our P.O. box:

P. O. Box 23151
Alexandria, VA 22304

Sudama Adam Rice bookmarks

Yes, everybody's favorite huggable Kyosaku editor is a bookmark! Only two dollars! Bookmark includes body from waist up.

Here's what the critics are saying about Sudama Adam Rice:
"People laugh at Paul Bellini because he's funny, but S. Adam, he's just great" - Katherine "Bubba" Fink

Coming soon: Kyosaku t-shirts, music videos, bongs, cotton swabs, toothbrushes, computer diskettes, shoehorns, and more!