No one grows old by merely living a number of years. People grow old by deserting their ideals. - Sam Ullman

The Kyosaku Olympics

A Contest For You, The Reader

In light of the recently finished Olympics, we here at Kyosaku decided to have our own Olympics. These are not stupid, they are just ridiculous. There are five events, so I guess you could call it a Kyathalon. The rules are simple. Send your entry to our post office box or e-mail to David. The winner gets a Secret Mystery Prize. So what are you waiting for? Hurry up and start already!
Prizes will be judged on basis of editor's mood, creativity, and omphaloskepsis. Direct relatives of Kyosaku editors are not eligible to win any prizes.