Haiku Korner

Apathy is fun.
I like to stare at my shoe.
Sometimes it wiggles.
Daveed Gartenstein-Ross

I hate MTV.
Pander to me shamelessly,
then say, "Free Your Mind."
Mike Janssen

A nun in a Crown
Victoria picks her nose:
Is God watching her?
Knox Robinson

The gum on my shoe:
though very hard to scrape off,
it still tasted fresh.
Sudama Rice

Roget's Thesaurus,
you can make "good" turn into
delicious or able.
Bryan Thomas

Hey, Douglas Coupland!
Thanks a lot, you dork, for this
generation hex.
Mike Janssen

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